So the company i work for moved to a new location, we moved up to Lexington in the east 50s.......some places to get lunch is over priced,everyone walks the streets in suits and dressed up....some chicks act like if they don't have an asshole......you know like give you that look like... " Oh you can shit? that's nasty,you dirty human,get lost" so after having lunch at this place where they ripped me off by charging me $2.75 for a can of soda,when i asked is this correct the guy said "why of course, i popped it open and poured it in the glass for you"....ohhhhhhh ok.
anywho... my co-worker and i left to spot,he needed to stop by a CVS store.. i told him I'll wait outside,cool....just when i was telling myself, wow things are pricey up here....guess what flew a few feet in front of me? this pigeon!...but not some regular pigeon, this glam pigeon and all....walking near me bopping her head back and fourth like she thought she was seducing me!!! looking at me up and down...what's up with you Lil glam pigeon? i was like damn,this takes the cake, pricey area and now this glam pigeon? white ruffles around her neck like she works for Tiffany's....i bet you that if i were to grab that bitch she would smell all perfumed up!!!!..i don't know,maybe its just me... here's a pic of that glam bird,my boy got a good shot of her,we call her Tiffany....
(identified the pigeon as an Old Dutch Capuchine,must of escape from some glam girl or guy cage....)
One of the few things I DON'T miss about N.Y.C..
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