NYC Subway Swing.......

This stealthy swing bag has gone through ten iterations over the years, has been repeatedly used by its creator on the way to work and is even available for custom creation and purchase. In the words of the artist: “Here is my swing for the subway, disguised as a bag. With grey cordura, webbing, sliders, hooks, velcro, and snaps, I constructed a bag using industrial sewing machines (with help from an industrial sewing company). The bag transforms from a backpack, handbag, or book bag of with adjustable straps that hook around the handrail of the subway.

Glamorous Bitch....

Story moment by June:

So the company i work for moved to a new location, we moved up to Lexington in the east 50s.......some places to get lunch is over priced,everyone walks the streets in suits and dressed up....some chicks act like if they don't have an asshole......you know like give you that look like... " Oh you can shit? that's nasty,you dirty human,get lost" so after having lunch at this place where they ripped me off by charging me $2.75 for a can of soda,when i asked is this correct the guy said "why of course, i popped it open and poured it in the glass for you"....ohhhhhhh ok.

anywho... my co-worker and i left to spot,he needed to stop by a CVS store.. i told him I'll wait outside,cool....just when i was telling myself, wow things are pricey up here....guess what flew a few feet in front of me? this pigeon!...but not some regular pigeon, this glam pigeon and all....walking near me bopping her head back and fourth like she thought she was seducing me!!! looking at me up and down...what's up with you Lil glam pigeon? i was like damn,this takes the cake, pricey area and now this glam pigeon? white ruffles around her neck like she works for Tiffany's....i bet you that if i were to grab that bitch she would smell all perfumed up!!!!..i don't know,maybe its just me... here's a pic of that glam bird,my boy got a good shot of her,we call her Tiffany....

(identified the pigeon as an Old Dutch Capuchine,must of escape from some glam girl or guy cage....)

Gun Vase.....

CERAMIC PISTOL SHAPED FLOWER VASE Wall mount with fixings supplied. Fill with water and drop the flower into the saint and barrel! wait wait i mean "Fill with water and drop the flower into the barrel".....yeah a lil plug in so what? designed by SUCK UK , these could go on the wall or table while you keep your real one under the couch incase you need to expire someones birth cetificate....just kidding, maybe not..... you just never know....

The Good Book....

A friend of mine C.C. had told me she had went to church oneday and she couldn't believe how disrespectful some guy was in the back row, She said this guy actually had the nerve to smoke it in church!!!! i paid him no mind and continued drinking from my Flask.......Classic right there.

( and yes she was kidding..)

ok but lets take a moment to discuss this,you know sometimes things aren't going right,stress,bills or even love life...sometimes you need that " hey give me a drink before i go "BOOM" but your in chruch right now? in a library? attending jury duty? don't worry... all you need is your good book.read on sister,you need a break today.......

Give the "Good Book" or "Dear Diary" as a gift and you can hand write a touching and heartfelt greeting on the inside cover (you know like your grandparents used to inside your Beano annual every Christmas). Or you can fill the flask with the recipient's favourite tipple. Or if you really want to push the boat out nip into your local Key cutting shop and get the flask engraved!designed by SUCK UK

Razor Blade Mirror!!!......

"All your dreams are made when you are chained to the mirror and the razorblade". We think this is what Noel Gallagher was talking about. Classic imagery for your wall.Not only is this a pretty damn cool object to put on the wall, it's also a perfect Shaving mirror. Glass 700X380mmOriginal idea by Phil Sims

Glow Graffiti.....

Paint With LightIt's the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it's time to break out the Glow Graffiti! Powered with UV light you can write, stencil and draw rude pictures to create your very own glowing light show. It's like very complicated vandalism except much prettier and you won't get nicked by the police doing it. This really is a gadget of mind-boggling genius, perfect for parties (or if your nocturnal) and will have your friends intrigued for hours to how it all works. If we did tell you the super-top secret information to how it works we'd have to kill you.

http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=117

Mycuppa Tea

Here's something interesting, the Mycuppa Tea and the Mycuppa Coffee...just match the color to the desire flavor.....hhhmmmm so maybe you dont know how to make a good cup of joe or a cup of tea. or maybe you know of someone who doesn't,regardless it's a pretty cool cup check it out.

Mugs to help you mix your favourite brew to just-how-you-like-itby matching the colour guide on the inside.Available in Tea or Coffee styles.

http://www.pressieport.ie/products/Mycuppa-Tea-Mug.html

Kudamemo Fruit Notepad

They look like delicious pieces of fruit, but, if you look closely... they’re note pads! These pears and apples were created by D-bros, a company that designs very original products.The fact is, this product is actually quite sophisticated for a note pad: it uses real fruit stems and the seeds printed on the note pads look real. They also look so pretty and temptingly delicious, you’ll find it hard to tear off the pages...Plus, if you buy six, you can have them delivered home in a box, as if it were really fruit. It’s a nice touch.This very pleasant note pad is the perfect item to leave on your desk to help you take a fresh approach to work. It’s also a good gift idea. These cute pieces of fruit will put a smile on anyone’s face!

Update: sorry some had ask me where they could get it, so here is a spot that i know of:

http://www.japantrendshop.com/kudamemo-fruit-notepad-p-700.html